Burn After Reading

The story The Crown didn't want me to tell

There’s a story I’ve been dying to tell, that Rolex didn’t want me to. At the risk of being blacklisted by The Crown, or worse, “mysteriously disappeared” (in the words of Mr. White in Spectre, Rolex “has people everywhere”), I’ll relay it to you here. It feels like the statute of limitations has expired on the secret.